|"Notice and analyze the signs they make," the students tell me.|
About 5 years ago when the Illuminati chargers debates first began, the main folks I talked to were these young black men who had previously taken my literature courses.
“Rambsy. Rambsy. You just gotta listen really closely to the lyrics and analyze'em, and you’ll see what we saying,” they’d explain to me as we talked in the student union. They wanted me to understand that careful deciphering of lyrics would make me aware that the various artists were spreading Illuminati messages in their music. They students would then offer expositions of specific lines.
“Oh No! Oh, hells to the no! Excuse the language. But hells to the no,” I’d say. “You forget I had you in class? Since when have you ever cared about close reading?!? And now you want me to analyze something a rapper is saying? For real?”
Our debates always drew crowds.
This semester, my most skilled opponent on the subject is a student—a young white woman—in one of my African American literature courses. For most of the semester, she was quiet during class discussions, but once we got to Jay-Z’s Decoded, she, along with several of the black students, spoke up about the rapper being a part of the Illuminati. That one student quickly established herself as the lead authority on the subject, impressing everyone with her thorough knowledge of all “the signs” that serve as evidence of Jay-Z's Illuminati status.
By and large, white and black students tend to keep their distance from each other at the university, but you can tell that people who are accustomed to seeing me banter with black men about these conspiracy theories have become intrigued to see this young woman put up such a good showing in a public debate. Even if she has been unable to convince them about Illuminati membership (Lord, let’s hope she’s been unable to convince them), she’s still earned folks’ respect by holding her on and taking the lead on many occasions in the ongoing sideshow of “Rambsy vs. the Conspiracy theorists.” [For the record, I’m sympathetic to conspiracy theorists, just not the ones I’ve been presented lately.]
Finally, and obviously, the literature teacher in me is supremely jealous that all the rappers get such in-depth attention, not to mention their albums get closely dissected and even played backwards, when and if they are suspected of being part of the Illuminati. In order to get folks more engaged with poetry, I might have to go ahead and spread some rumors. I’m not one to gossip, I’ll say, but the word on the street is that Lucille Clifton, Elizabeth Alexander, Amiri Baraka, Tyehimba Jess, Allison Joseph, and Kevin Young might be part of the Illuminati. We’ll probably have to read their works over and over again and provide extensive analysis to figure out if that’s true or not. Just saying.